How cool is it when a marching band as sharp as the University of Wisconsin, Eau Claire, has -- lines up about 15 yards from the spot where you are grilling brats before the game and you get a five minute impromptu concert?
Well, okay -- it wasn't for us. They were just warming up before going into the stadium, but they sounded great nonetheless! They also put on one hell of a half time show. When you have an outdoor football crowd listening intently, even while the next piece is being introduced over the PA, you know the band is hot!
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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline…
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas
is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 11 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.
Next, bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the
border, hand him a canteen, a rifle and some ammo and
ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come
to America then he must serve a tour in the
military. (After all, it worked with the Irish immigrants at the
beginning of the Civil War.)
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there, and tax
him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become
a citizen since he defended this country.
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a
legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal
immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq
and the Illegal aliens trying to make a better life
for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them
to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
-compliments of George Carlin
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