Last night I watched a special on HBO about Abu Grahab and it truly sickened me to know that America, supposedly the beacon of the world in human rights, is no better than Saddam Hussein himself.
At the end of the program they showed the soldiers, their rank, and the punishments dealt, and as usual, it was the small fry that took the brunt of the blame when anyone with a lick of sense knows that the chain of command starts with the criminal in the White House, followed by that asshole Rummy.
Shortly after our glorious leader lied to the nation and started an unauthorized war and even before the prison scandal broke, I purchased the bumper sticker you see and displayed it on the back window of my Scion xB.
It is no longer there because some Hayward, Wisconsin "patriot" removed it from my vehicle while i was working a gig in that redneckville --
The really frightening truth is that if photos of the atrocities had not been leaked to the press, the military would have covered the entire incident up. Fortunately, there are so many dumb asses in the army that they were swapping photos picturing themselves laughing and smiling and flashing the "V" sign over piles of naked Iraqis.
So don't tell me that Bush is not a war criminal because HE IS.
Take me back to the days when Republicans had brains -- I canvassed for Barry Goldwater while I was in college. Here's a quote from Barry, regarding the stupid "Don't ask, don't tell" law concerning the military:
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT TO SHOOT STRAIGHT."
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POLITICS TODAY MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!!!
Better lighten up.
Here's some fun I got from my pal Matt Capell:
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road:- poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France- resulted in linoleum blownapart.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine .
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Yep.......a new entry in the dictionary..........there had to be a word to describe it......
Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year!
Here's some I used to use in my show:
It was reported today that someone stole the toilet cover and seat from the Eau Claire police department. There seems little hope of solving the crime as they have nothing to go on.
Know how to really confuse a country highway worker? Hold up two shovels and say: "Take your pick."
What's orange and sleeps three? A county highway truck.
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