Pictured is a little "mom and pop" store in Alaska poised to turn a huge profit and rebuild as a Gander Mountain if "Fibber McPain and Mooselini" should happen to win tomorrow's election.When contacted by local media, owner "Clyde the Paddle Salesman" said: "I'm certainly not counting my chickens before my ship comes in, but I know that I stand to make a shitload of cash if things go my way on November 4th!"
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