The other day my good friend tom "Blinky" Johnson sent me this map showing the distribution of states where towns have more taverns than grocery stores. Take a good look at it. MAKES A GUY REALLY PROUD TO BE A WISCONSIN BADGER, EH?
"IF YOU COME UP TO WISCONSIN
YOU'RE IN AN ALTERED STATE
AND I THINK IT'S TIME I WARN YOU
BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A DRINKER
YOU'D BEST NOT BE A RACER
FOR HE WHO HAS ONE FOR THE ROAD
GETS A TROOPER FOR A CHASER!"
-Larry Heagle
1990
'NUFF SAID, EH?
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