LOOK OUT SARAH'S ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

Sunday, January 10, 2010

LOOK OUT SARAH'S ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

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I REALLY SHOULD STOP PICKING ON OLD BRETT BUT HEY, IT'S JUST FOR FUN. Looking forward to seeing how he handles the Dallas Cowpies this next week. Wonder if old Dubbya will be sitting with Jerry Jones and Emmitt Smith.

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Kirk said...: looks like Brett handled the Cowboys quite well, dontcha think?; January 18, 2010 at 8:15 AM

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Thoughts to Ponder

* Death is the #1 killer in the world.

* Life is sexually transmitted.

* Good health - the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* Men have 2 emotions: hungry, horny. If you see a gleam in his eye . . make him a sandwich.

* Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day. teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years.

* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

* Take a lesson from the weather; it pays no attention to criticism.

* In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.

* Life is like a jar of jalepeno peppers: what you do today may burn your ass tomorrow.

*Sex is like pizza; even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

And finally:

* Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.

Heckler Smack-down:

I was working at "The Parlor Car", Howard Johnson's, Wausau. It had taken a while, but people now came out to actually be quiet and listen to the show. On a Saturday night, there was a wedding celebration across the hall and at one point, a very inebriated wedding guest stood in the doorway and began shouting nearly incomprehensible sentences in my direction. Finally, I addressed him: "Good evening, sir. and where are you from?" "You can't get there from here!" he yelled.
"Isn't that ironic," I replied, speaking for my already irritated audience, "We were all wishing that you couldn't get here from there."

He left.

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

LOOK OUT SARAH'S ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL

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