Tom, who lives in Wisconsin had owned some farm land for years with a large pond. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,horse shoe courts, and some apple, plum and pear trees.
One evening Mr. Wieseler decided to go down to the pond and look it over
as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women Skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
Tom just frowned and then he said, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Tom may be getting older, but he can still think fast.
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